Fic Complete: Can't Talk (Like Real Adults)

[27dragons]

Warnings: None

Rating: E

Relationship: James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark

Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanov, Tiberius Stone

Tags: subverting tropes, fake relationship, subverting our own tropes, frottage, oral sex, biting, anal sex, Bucky is a dumbass, Tony isn’t any better, background/minor James "Rhodey" Rhodes/Sam Wilson

Summary:

Bucky and Steve made a pact when they were young, that if they were both still single when they were thirty, they’d marry each other. Bucky can think of a lot of worse things than being married to his best friend. They already live together, the tax benefits would be pretty awesome, and he could stop worrying about growing old alone. That is, until he met Tony Stark. Yes, that Tony Stark. Rich, gorgeous, smart, fun, great in bed, and… actually interested in Bucky?

Tony didn’t really do dating. It was too depressing to waste his time with borderline stalkers, fortune hunters, people just crossing off their bucket lists, and worse. He’d pretty much resigned himself to a lifetime of one-night stands. And then he met Bucky. Hot, nerdy, relaxed, and utterly nonchalant about the whole “Tony Stark” package in an extremely appealing way. There’s just one problem: Bucky’s engaged to someone else.
 

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This fic fills 10 different squares for our Winteriron Bingo, one for each chapter:
Chapter 1 - I5 - First Kiss
Chapter 2 - N1 - Frotting
Chapter 3 - O4 - Fake Relationship
Chapter 4 - G1 - Log Cabin
Chapter 5 - O2 - Cheek Kiss
Chapter 6 - I3 - Receive Bad News
Chapter 7 - N3 - FREE
Chapter 8 - I4 - Wishes
Chapter 9 - B4 - Biting
Chapter 10 - N5 - No Powers